Look, buddy, sandwiches are serious business. I’m not saying you gotta eat a chicken burger, and I’m definitely not saying that a hunk of grilled chicken breast on toast is a burger, but the fact of the matter is that a hamburger sandwich consists of a cooked ground meat patty on a bun, and you’re just gonna have to come to terms with that.
You can make a patty out of ground chicken.
That’s still a chicken sandwich.
So a beef patty between two buns is a beef sandwich. Hamburgers don’t actually have ham… ergo hamburgers do not exist.
Not that’s obviously a hamburger and not a ham sandwich.
No a hamburger is someone who lives in Hamburg.
What you’re thinking of is a Salisbury steak on a bun
Yes, because all burgers are sandwiches.
But not all sandwiches are burgers.
Yes, and a cooked ground meat patty on a bun is the minimum requirement for a burger.
I used to think you were a fairly reasonable internet commenter.
Look, buddy, sandwiches are serious business. I’m not saying you gotta eat a chicken burger, and I’m definitely not saying that a hunk of grilled chicken breast on toast is a burger, but the fact of the matter is that a hamburger sandwich consists of a cooked ground meat patty on a bun, and you’re just gonna have to come to terms with that.
I can’t eat a chicken burger because that would be like a conservative with ethics.
It doesn’t fucking exist!
I bet you order Reubens with mustard.