"The emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum," Vader said during the meeting.
  • willington@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    11·
    6 hours ago

    I want body cameras and body microphones on all the billionaires.

    Lets flip the script. The billionaires are a source of danger. They require live monitoring so long as they exist.

    “The cameras are protecting you from the guillotines. We want you to stay healthy and safe, mr. billionaire.”

  • FineCoatMummy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    92·
    12 hours ago

    This is good. Humor is surprisingly effective in getting others on-side.

    The article has another link, I can only read a little, but it’s funny,

    Protesting Flock, Arizona Man Presents Plan to Surveil Government Official

    “I’ve spent the last several months talking to people all over Casa Grande, and one thing keeps coming up: Safety. So, today I’m excited to announce a new company called Shepherd Safety,” he said. “Our mission is simple. Keep government officials and their families safe.” It would be no different than how the city monitors its citizens using Flock cameras, he said.

    He said he’d already started compiling profiles on their vehicles, spouses vehicles, children’s vehicles, and planned to combine that data with Bluetooth signals, advertising IDs, and commercial data sources, “so our authorized users can replay the movements of every government official and their immediate family,” he said. Local businesses would be invited to join the network, to “protect” officials while they shop, eat at restaurants […]

  • PurpleFox@lemmy.today
    28·
    12 hours ago

    Lol I love this. It’s a funny and shareable clip, so I hope that brings this issue more attention