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Fappleang.
Imagine the collective sigh of relief back in the day when the rest of FAANG found out Netflix was more of a tech company than Geocities
FAGMAN.
Facebook.
Amazon.
Google.
Microsoft.
Apple.
Netflix.Drop Facebook and now you can have MANGA
What about Meta and Alphabet?
different name same dog
I got laid off because Trump & Elon are a disaster.
You got laid off because, well much the same, but also different.
It works for any company! Isn’t it awesome?
I prefer this version
confused penis noises
Some of the worst figures in tech are gay as it turns out. Sam Altman met his husband in Peter Thiel’s hot tub apparently.
Which means AI is hella gay actually.
…fighter of the…
…Straight man, champion of the…
…bum
i dated a woman who worked at one of those companies in a prestigious position, and she worked from home. she had two separate computers; on one of these she ‘worked,’ which meant doing 2 hours of actual labor a week and then waiting for zoom meetings. on the other computer she’d be playing an MMORPG.
i lost respect for any office working yuppie at that point. she was dumb as a box of rocks on top of taking a huge dump on the traditional american ethics we have shoved down our throats.
i don’t know how people like that even live with themselves but they somehow twist all the self-whatever into arrogance.
I don’t know how she managed that cuz almost everyone else is working like 52 hours a week minimum
If some fool rich asshole is going to pay me and not care about my output, in cashing the check.
I dunno it sounds like she was pretty smart to me
The evil organization F.A.A.N.G. strikes again!
Why’s there no Microsoft because they seem to be the worst enacter of layoffs
Probably because they are not one of the FAANG-companies, but yeah, they are indeed pretty bad.
I think Amazon is the undisputed leader in having a reputation as a PIP-factory though
not hiring
