Left foot blocking in a wide stance. And get ready to bear down like you’re trying to pressure wash shit stains in the bowl. Probably need to angle up a bit for the right ballistic trajectory so you don’t piss all over the floor for the beginning of the stream
Take a squirt. Man, it’s been a minute since I’ve heard that one.
The real trick is to piss into the urinal from inside the elevator car.
Left foot blocking in a wide stance. And get ready to bear down like you’re trying to pressure wash shit stains in the bowl. Probably need to angle up a bit for the right ballistic trajectory so you don’t piss all over the floor for the beginning of the stream