sanitation@lemmy.today to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoThis crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitslemmy.todayimagemessage-square219fedilinkarrow-up1395file-text
arrow-up1395imageThis crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitslemmy.todaysanitation@lemmy.today to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square219fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days ago…So you get volume and lushness to your teeth.
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoRemind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 hours agoOne other comment was like “but mom I’m not hungry.” “Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.” OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
minus-squarewatson@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoI can’t stop laughing. Thank you.
…So you get volume and lushness to your teeth.
Remind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
One other comment was like
“but mom I’m not hungry.”
“Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.”
OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
I can’t stop laughing. Thank you.