“Microslop’s new sloperating system strips away everything you don’t need, giving you nothing but a web browser, a next-gen ad engine and an immutable hosts file that only allows connections to Copilot.* But don’t worry, if you subscribe to the ClippyOS Max Pro Diamond Ultra Elite Series X hosts file for just $49.99 a month, you can also access your choice of ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini or Loveable!** Never has a computer been so versatile!”
* Microslop Copilot subscription not included.
** Other slop machine subscriptions not included.
*** Microslop Slopffice 365 subscription not included.
**** By using ClippyOS, you agree to give Microslop all your data and your descendants’ data in perpetuity.
–The upcoming press release.
A bit heavy-handed - but fully redeemed for being the first time I’ve seen the term “sloperating system”.
Chef’s kiss, no notes👌🏻