“Microslop’s new sloperating system strips away everything you don’t need, giving you nothing but a web browser, a next-gen ad engine and an immutable hosts file that only allows connections to Copilot.* But don’t worry, if you subscribe to the ClippyOS Max Pro Diamond Ultra Elite Series X hosts file for just $49.99 a month, you can also access your choice of ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini or Loveable!** Never has a computer been so versatile!”
* Microslop Copilot subscription not included.
** Other slop machine subscriptions not included.
*** Microslop Slopffice 365 subscription not included.
**** By using ClippyOS, you agree to give Microslop all your data and your descendants’ data in perpetuity.
–The upcoming press release.
A bit heavy-handed - but fully redeemed for being the first time I’ve seen the term “sloperating system”.
Chef’s kiss, no notes👌🏻
So chrome OS but Microsoft version? As a Linux only user I feel for you guys. Windows 7 and XP seem kinda revolutionary now in comparison.
So… it’s… chromeos?
EdgeOS!
Also, itll still prompt you to make EdgeOS your default OS
CopilotOS
This will probably be the actual name tbh
Ubiquiti sharpens their lawyers.
Wtf. Why.
Doesn’t matter. Another Chromebook os no one is going to buy at their own will
Even ARM doesn’t lead x86 on power consumption enough anymore to use a mobile OS instead of a desktop OS.
Add that we have high power USB C charging everywhere for our phones it’s no longer a challenge when I do need power (about once a day) with a 2019 laptop.
That is definitely not my experience with a newer x86 ThinkPad vs something like my Pixel…
Microsoft Edge CoPilot Operating System coming in flavors of: embedded, basic, home, education, business, plus, max and ultimate across 100 skus to a snapdragon platform to you soon!
Probably with Ai Clippy too…
The fact that Microsoft hasn’t already made an optional Clippy front end for Copilot further proves that there is nobody with any level of competence left at Microsoft.
The flavors are “Tracker, Bloodhound, Passport, and ID tag”.
I recommend that no one use this OS, ever.
Would you like to enable Windows Hello for passwordless authentication today?
you mean Sloperating System there
I’d rather be a mountain hermit eating raw roots than use computing through a Microsoft web based operating system
Wait, I’ve seen this one before!
I would rather fit my entire mouse keyboard into my pee hole than use whatever nightmare OS is built on Edge browser.
Lack of competition breeds slop
It’s not even a competition thing anymore. It’s corporate ecosystem lock-in and humanity’s aversion to change even if it means staying in the most abusive techno-fascist relationships in recorded history. If the bar of entry to Linux was lowered into the floor with an objectively better experience, people still won’t switch until something forces them to.
So after Chrome has failed, Microsoft wants to try the same?
They (Google) didn’t fail at the education market. I’ve not seen that “start them young” has been effective for the OS, but services/ecosystem remain contagious beyond school.
Microsoft did. Windows 11 SE was way too heavy to run on Chromebook-esque hardware… Even single tasking was dreadful. Before that, vendors like HP (Stream) sold a near Chromebook equivalent with Win10… similar problem, but 11SE was worse. So this new heap is likely their next run at it or WindowsRT 2.0.
Chrome OS is dead, that’s a failure.
Google is replacing it with Android.
Tbf, it sort of makes sense, because web technology is easily transferable to another platform. Its one of the reasons i considered MAUI.
Also, lets face facts: browsers consume so much memory right now that axing UI frameworks and libraries made in a lower level language might win some of it back - especially when you see how much memory the windows desktop stacks eats.
I could even see user services run as WebWorkers, just to sandbox those services and tie it all together.
Although Office 365 is kind of trash in the browser, that too can change if the whole desktop goes web.
But in the end: Microsoft Chrome OS. No thanks. Now a libre desktop based on browser technology? Servo, even. That would be weird and wonderful.
Also, lets face facts: browsers consume so much memory right now that axing UI frameworks and libraries made in a lower level language might win some of it back
This is like being in a home with a termite infestation and deciding to replace the entire structural backbone of the building with the termites instead of just calling an exterminator.
Så you want to externinate the web browser?
