• zxqwas@lemmy.world
    33·
    9 小時前

    Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      2·
      24 分鐘前

      My immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti.

      Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning.

      I regret that train of thought…

    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      7 小時前

      I can feel the grimace from “breaking a fist full of spaghetti” from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU

      • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.comEnglish
        2·
        2 小時前

        i have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing