“Everybody died, except for me. Because I had my tray table up and my seatback in the full upright position”
- Weird Al
(Actually, look it up)
In AAA-AAA-AAAAA-AAALBUQUERQUE 🎸🎼🎸🎸🎶🎸🎶
I was problematically blasting that while visiting there and I’ve no shame about it.

What’s up Doc?
Gilbert Gottfried’s shrieking voice enters the chat and accidentally roasts them straight into Indian Point Energy Center.
Larry David: the hijackers break into the cabin of the aircraft while he hides his face behind a hand in a feeble attempt to avoid being recognized. He tries to remain calm, thinks they just want money and a trip to a place without extradition. He’s only half right.
The plane changes course. Its new destination: the North Tower of the World Trade Center. Wide shot of the plane on the final stage of its powered journey, cut to credits, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme plays.
This needs context. What plane is het talking about?
Mark Wahlberg is known for saying he could’ve stopped 9/11 from happening.
Then why didn’t he? What an asshole!
Thanks. I’ve never heard of him.
I think he’s a hamburger salesman.
The entire city, like dominoes






