I’m increasingly convinced that “The Cloud” is just a scam. Just keep your own files.

Just waiting for that 2040s ironic nostalgia wave to drive up the price again lol

The dash at the end implying that there is also a secret fourth thing is just 🧑‍🍳🤌

The word Soccer comes from England, too. It’s a Britishized version of “association football” with a typical R appended.

Yes, exactly. Several photo gallery apps do this.

That sounds expensive. Have you considered taking up smoking to save money? /s

Once the technology exists, we need clanker laws.

Make it illegal to generate ML output without a positive watermark.

That’s a 5 from me

Projectivity is another great option, especially if you want a few more options without anything you don’t want.

I. Am. So. Ready.

Even the font got skinnier!

These things are notoriously difficult to measure accurately, but this is from Statistica Statista, which has a reputation for pretty good metrics. At the very least, one would expect their metrics to be comparable across the analysis, if not necessarily a perfect measure of absolute numbers.

Edit: thanks for catching the typo.

Why do either?

Wikipedia is suspect now too. They’ve sold the site to AI search. Hard to say that they had much of a choice, but the sure did it swiftly and gleefully.

Still better than ghosting I usually get.

Meta’s “financial model is to reward content creators who get engagement, and as we know, the best way of getting engagement is to produce rage bait, extremist material, aggravating material: anything that will get people upset and arguing is the best way to get engagement.”

That tracks.

Surely the perfect body would have some extra legs. And some kind of armored skin. And eyes that can see in multiple directions. Maybe some kind of powerful claw and a… wait a second I’m a crab aren’t I?

I was posting about these kind proton pricing shenanigans months ago and no one was listening.

“Just match the colors!”

“There’s no yellow… It’s just red and white.”

“That’s impossible. Move out of the way!”

“…”

“My God.”

“What do we do now? I’m scared.”