• Thorry@feddit.org
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      21 hours ago

      Nah it lacks the lemon company investing billions into the lemon stand, just so they can buy billions worth of lemons. And the lemon stand needs to set almost all of the lemons on fire and sell just a fraction of them at an extreme loss. Meanwhile the CEOs of both the lemon stand and the lemon company should shout at everyone and anyone: “LEMONADE IS THE FUTURE BRO, JUST ACCEPT IT!”

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        15 hours ago

        You’re missing the most important ingredient in the lemonade.

        Loans against everyone’s 401k through shady shell companies/dummy investments. It fits in right here:

        the lemon company investing vvvvv billions into the lemon stand, just so they can buy billions worth of lemon futures to inflate their already inflated operating costs. Etc