return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWorld humanoid robot games show runners breaking records, bursting into flamesarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1275
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minus-squarekibblebits@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70·1 day agoThat’s gonna be the thing that murders you. Wooo it runs fast!
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 day agoOh thank God. I was worried it was going to be one of those little lunch delivery bots and that it was going to take hours for it to get around to eliminating this meat bag.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 day agoWhat if it’s just a flying drone, but all it does is shoot you with a never ending supply of spit balls? Just all day, every day, bullied by a drone.
minus-squarekibblebits@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoThat means it has a moist mouth.
minus-squarepentastarm@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoI enjoy asking my wife if she has thought about how wet her bones are today.
minus-squaremadmantis24@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 hours agohttps://i.imgflip.com/9mxb8s.jpg
minus-squarepentastarm@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 hours agoMake sure to brush your mouth bones every day.
minus-squareDarkenfolk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 hours agoOur chewing organs you mean?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoThe food bot just needs to bring you lettuce and jalapenos.
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoAnd this is why they’ll want to murder us.
That’s gonna be the thing that murders you. Wooo it runs fast!
Oh thank God. I was worried it was going to be one of those little lunch delivery bots and that it was going to take hours for it to get around to eliminating this meat bag.
What if it’s just a flying drone, but all it does is shoot you with a never ending supply of spit balls? Just all day, every day, bullied by a drone.
That means it has a moist mouth.
This upsets me.
I enjoy asking my wife if she has thought about how wet her bones are today.
https://i.imgflip.com/9mxb8s.jpg
Make sure to brush your mouth bones every day.
Our chewing organs you mean?
The food bot just needs to bring you lettuce and jalapenos.
And this is why they’ll want to murder us.