titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoI'm high on lifelemmy.worldimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1515
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minus-squareDudeImMacGyver@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 days ago“No, I paid a prostitute to pee in a bottle. I mean, yeah, I’m weird.”
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 days agoWell Mr. MacGyver, the good news is you are drug free. The bad news is you are pregnant and have herpes and syphillis.
minus-squareDudeImMacGyver@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoThat’s OK, I don’t believe in syphilis!
minus-squareDudeImMacGyver@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoShh! That’s classified! I mentally declare this whole thread classified!
“No, I paid a prostitute to pee in a bottle. I mean, yeah, I’m weird.”
Well Mr. MacGyver, the good news is you are drug free. The bad news is you are pregnant and have herpes and syphillis.
That’s OK, I don’t believe in syphilis!
Found trumps account.
Shh! That’s classified!
I mentally declare this whole thread classified!
O okay, carry on, then,