• DisasterTransport@startrek.website
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    21 hours ago

    Well how are you going to get rid of the ghosts if you don’t consume them? You pour it drain and now the drain is haunted and you have to hire a plumber who’s also a practicing priest. Its a very rare job description and I’ve only ever heard of one. He doesn’t come cheap. You’d think it’s a scam if it weren’t for the water ghosts.

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      14 hours ago

      Have you been consuming water ghosts? That’s terrible for your karma! The only way to balance your chakras is to drink HOG WATER! HOG WATER! HOG WATER!