Fair enough lmao

You would have to pay taxes, and that’s fine. But how do you report a sudden windfall of fifty million dollars in cash?

HSPA+ is not 4G. It has a max theoretical throughput of 168Mbit. It was sold as 4G. Same with Wimax and earlier LTE implementations.

Interesting how similar this is at first glance to Kerboscript. Neat!

Ah yeah I got that and then kinda lost scope reading the reply. Non sequitur for a non sequitur.

mistakes like selling the evolutionary upgrade of the previous generation as the revolutionary next generation? That kind of mistake?

Never forget that the original 4G spec promised gigabit.

Yeah no we got that

They say they’re gonna fix it with something called “AI”

Sure, but in the case of an accident that footage is ammunition. Maybe the other party was eating a four course dinner and cranking their hog, but unless they had an interior camera too you can’t prove a thing. These cameras seem like they would be a disadvantage in court no matter what.

Are you one of those people who wants to go 30 over everywhere you go, and fuck anyone with the gall to get in your way?

Not how it works at all

i am itching for an opportunity to complain to someone about the Indianapolis bus system myself

You become a billionaire by fucking over just enough people. Too many and they turn on you, too few and you have to settle for being a filthy multimillionaire. The entire job, as it were, of a billionaire is to go as far as you can without pissing off the wrong people. They didn’t forget about the social contract, they’re just confident that a little more won’t hurt.

Edge cases of billionaires who genuinely innovated their way to the top aside (I can’t think of any) I think going too far is just a feature of billionaires as a class.

Well unusually it could be made of anything else, couldn’t it? Think about a windmill made of cocaine. That would be highly unusual.

isn’t that just every hallmark movie

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oh wait that was the joke

Better idea: nuke the lower age limit and let everyone vote.

well now I have to add joco back into my regular rotation

I wonder why that might be.

…isn’t UpCloud Finnish?

E: looks like they didnt go through with it: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-24/finland-shelves-plan-to-move-election-platform-to-amazon-servers