• AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Can you imagine a hug from Superman?

    He can snap you in half with his thumb and forefinger. The amount of effort and thought that he puts into making sure he only applies just enough pressure to squeeze you firmly is more love than most people get.

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      “That man won’t quit as long as he can still draw a breath—none of my teammates will. Me, I’ve got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone; never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can’t you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am.”

      — Superman (to Darkseid), Justice League Unlimited

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      8 hours ago

      I saw a cartoon decades ago of a men’s bathroom with a shattered urinal and a caped figure exiting.

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        Reminds me of “Hancock”, when the titular character’s orgasms shoot holes in the ceiling.