OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoAlmost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Nowlemmy.worldimagemessage-square155fedilinkarrow-up11.37K
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minus-squareZC3rr0r@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoAnd management will subsequently ask you why your position shouldn’t be terminated, as you’re clearly not contributing anything.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days ago“Why is your finger in that dam? You’re clearly just standing there doing nothing.” The good(ish) news is that black hats are very skilled at their jobs. IT Security more often needs to justify their fuck-ups than their excessive competency.
minus-squareRooster326@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoThey don’t ask in the year of our lord.
minus-squareZC3rr0r@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoFine. They’ll have AI measure productivity and ask it to defend your position instead.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agoLuckily I report directly to the CISO.
And management will subsequently ask you why your position shouldn’t be terminated, as you’re clearly not contributing anything.
“Why is your finger in that dam? You’re clearly just standing there doing nothing.”
The good(ish) news is that black hats are very skilled at their jobs. IT Security more often needs to justify their fuck-ups than their excessive competency.
They don’t ask in the year of our lord.
Fine. They’ll have AI measure productivity and ask it to defend your position instead.
Luckily I report directly to the CISO.