OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoAlmost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Nowlemmy.worldimagemessage-square152fedilinkarrow-up11.39K
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minus-squareZC3rr0r@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoAnd management will subsequently ask you why your position shouldn’t be terminated, as you’re clearly not contributing anything.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago“Why is your finger in that dam? You’re clearly just standing there doing nothing.” The good(ish) news is that black hats are very skilled at their jobs. IT Security more often needs to justify their fuck-ups than their excessive competency.
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoLuckily I report directly to the CISO.
minus-squareRooster326@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThey don’t ask in the year of our lord.
minus-squareZC3rr0r@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoFine. They’ll have AI measure productivity and ask it to defend your position instead.
And management will subsequently ask you why your position shouldn’t be terminated, as you’re clearly not contributing anything.
“Why is your finger in that dam? You’re clearly just standing there doing nothing.”
The good(ish) news is that black hats are very skilled at their jobs. IT Security more often needs to justify their fuck-ups than their excessive competency.
Luckily I report directly to the CISO.
They don’t ask in the year of our lord.
Fine. They’ll have AI measure productivity and ask it to defend your position instead.