• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.

    Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you’re charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.

    Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.

    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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      1 day ago

      Well, assuming this a guy and he heard a man’s voice, i don’t think it is going to be heterosexual…

      On the other hand, I’m straight, but if I had the chance to bang a ghost, I wouldn’t miss my chance because of those details. You might be talking to Jesus, but I’m fucking your great-great-grandpa!