• spujb@lemmy.cafe
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    secure two children back to back on a rotor, alternating showing each a gay kiss picture then a straight kiss picture

    the resulting forces of attraction have created a perpetual motion machine, at the low low cost of two children and your ethical-moral compass

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        3 days ago

        Just got word, the coal industry does not want a new, more efficient fuel source to appear, so they’re ending gay porn.

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          They only have to end one side of the coin tho, so there will be a vote between yaoi and yuri.

    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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      the moral compass has been deflected by the electromagnetic field in the wires. it will return to pointing north with sufficient distance from the device