We’ve had beans. We’ve had jeans. Why not deans?

[picture of Dean Pelton from Community]

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey–

      Jeff: Nope.

      Dean: --I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside me.

      Jeff: That did not happen.

      Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me–

      Jeff: Nope again.

      Dean: --only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me–

      Jeff: No one was inside of anyone.

      Dean: --was wrong.To have Jeffrey inside of me.

      Jeff: Shut up.

      Dean: So I’m sorry. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.