• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    When I met my to-be brother-in-law for the first time 9 years ago (he was 19 then, for context), he was in a public restroom. My to-be mother-in-law called in and said “Hey bub, you in there?”

    “Hey, mom. Yea. I’m poopin’!”

    “Okay. This is KryptonianCodeMonkey.”

    “Hi, kryptonianCodeMonkey! I’m poopin’!”

    Then I went to pee at the urinal next to his stall and he announced, “Hey, I have shoes just like those.”

    So, anyway… if your goal is to be memorable…