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“Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!”
Still racking up give me a minute
Occupado, Man
“Come in!”
Sing! 🎶"Another one bites the dust… And another one down, another one down, Another one bites the dust,
… I’m gonna get you, too, Another one bites the dust… "🎶
“Go away! I’m 'baitin!”
I like money
“Occupied” or “workin on it”
In a hank hill voice
“Hnnnggggg!”
“Workin’ on it” is perfect. I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before!
A high pitched scream of terror.
“Who’s there?”
When I met my to-be brother-in-law for the first time 9 years ago (he was 19 then, for context), he was in a public restroom. My to-be mother-in-law called in and said “Hey bub, you in there?”
“Hey, mom. Yea. I’m poopin’!”
“Okay. This is KryptonianCodeMonkey.”
“Hi, kryptonianCodeMonkey! I’m poopin’!”
Then I went to pee at the urinal next to his stall and he announced, “Hey, I have shoes just like those.”
So, anyway… if your goal is to be memorable…
“C’mon in, water’s great!”
I uh… I said “Hello there.” It was instinct.
I’m a little sad they didn’t say “General Kenobi” but you can’t win them all.
I sense a plot to destroy the toilet bowl
“Just as prophecy foretold, you have come. Enter and meet your destiny!”
You. I’ve seen you. Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength.
I’ve heard this line countless times.
