If Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob were real, this is why he’s unworthy of my worship, but completely worthy of my contempt.

All the bad things that happened to the Egyptians and the Israelites in Exodus is because Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob made the pharaoh say no. Pharaoh was considering letting them go, but Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob was like “Wait, I’m not done torturing you all yet.”

And I will never call him by that title you used. He doesn’t deserve it.