- cross-posted to:
- selfhosted@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- selfhosted@lemmy.world
I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I’m conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.


I know it’s satire, but this is more or less the same shit corpos use to bail themselves out.
C:\Users\fibojoly\My Documents\That_s_The_Joke.bmp
Why the hell memes are stored in “My Documents” folder?
Because I made them, these memes are mine
Not anymore, you just got pwned. I found your IP, 127.0.0.1 btw, and reverse engineered your proxy to put it’s firewall on the blockchain.
No that’s not fair, now you own the NFT that points to my computer so now you legally own it :(