FFS at least peel it first.
I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a “woman” in the kitchen.
I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it’s not that difficult.
This is OP’s second account and he just wanted to flex his cooking.
Source: I made it up
I should not have read this post hungry…
Boy Dinner is a different vibe, but if we’re talking cooking and sexist, I did have a gay uncle who was happy to be quoted saying;
“Women don’t belong in the kitchen… if you want a good meal”
Man was wildly out of pocket announcing that every hosted Thanksgiving to his sister’s eyerolls, but he knew how to cook a mean fucking steak!
Not enough beans
My dinner from last night
<3
That’s what I’m having, minus the onion.
I knew a lady who liked wiskey better than me. She pissed the bed and all over me. It got old so I left and then she had a kid. She was considered a functioning professional adult and I was the scrub. Don’t don’t believe the hype boyeeeee
Penisisisisis’s VS vijayjayzzzzz
Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats
Do your boys like having their tools disintegrate in their hands?
I was thinking the same earlier, there might be a personal post in the future, stay tuned :)
I could swear I recently saw a post about someone eating an onion and drinking alcohol afterward
Well of course we eat the Onion and wash it down with whiskey, how else are we supposed to encounter parody news???
Needs hot sauce
Actually amazing that way. I used to eat baked potatoes, raw onion with hot sauce when I was broke lol
… but what’s the onion for? 🤔
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
Man tears
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
Im not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna… for one.
Exactly
Flavor for the plate
To cleanse the palate.
Providing satirical news articles
Boy dinner
Without the onion it’s man dinner.
Fancy pants can afford whiskey
Food $500 Gas $800 Data $100 Rent $900 Rotgut Whiskey $2369 Utilities $150
Someone who is good at economy please help, I am dying
You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.
Now walking to whiskey, bill cut! Thank you for balancing my budget!
honestly this joke is more in the spirit of what I believe girl dinner should be than girl dinner posts I usually see online. im glad my girls are eating well, but a prepared meal is not girl dinner. shredded cheese out of the bag, grazing some veggies, and maybe some chips, is.
Shitposting aside, aye! This is a Treachery of Images vibed meme, I love unhinged surrealism so :)
Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.
Yum.
Tried this once after townsends (cooking yt channel that makes old timey food) said that it was really easy and good. Was easy. Was also terrible, do not recommend. Can bake a potato for exactly the same effort and get something 10 times better.
On the grill it’s pretty good, but it does take a long time, and you hollow out the very middle and jam a bunch of butter in there, then tinfoil the whole thing. Keep it at high temp for a full hour. But yeah since learning how to do it, I’ve done it 0 times, so
I bake onions all the time and they are really good, but the onion you choose makes a big difference. For potatoes you get different results as well but it’s all still pretty much hot starchy goodness. For onions you want something with a decently robust skin on it and mot something like a modern yellow onion which has a pretty thin outer layer and will probably overcook/dry on the outside before the inside gets nice and cooked.
That’s a good way to get yourself to no longer be the Prime Minister of Australia.
Confirmed, Aussies hide their lack of banter behind that sillyass accent!
