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    Damage caused by an Iranian drone strike at one of the buildings next to the headquarters of the U.S. Navy 5th Fleet in Juffair, Bahrain, March 4, 2026.

    Man it sure sucks to be a neighbor of the usa… everywhere

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    https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/this-week-in-stupid-october-11-edition

    QUOTED:

    you remember Hung Cao. he’s the Republican who, in 2024, unsuccessfully ran for Senator from Virginia.

    there are four things you need to about Cao. the first is that overgrown toddler Donny Convict thinks the name ‘Hung Cao’ is super fucking hilarious.

    the second thing is that Cao is a little, um, off. he ran for Senate because, quite frankly, somebody needed to do something about all these witches.

    “there’s a place in Monterey, California called Lovers Point. the original name was Lovers of Christ Point. but now they took out the Christ, it’s become Lovers Point — really, Monterey is a really dark place now, a lot of witchcraft and the wiccan community has really taken over there, and we can’t let that happen in Virginia.”

    here’s the third thing about Wytchfinder Cao: he hates the shit out of drag queens. here’s Cao covering himself with glory during a campaign debate last year.

    “when you’re using a drag queen to recruit for the Navy, that’s not the people we want. what we need is alpha males and alpha females who are going to rip out their own guts, eat them and ask for seconds.”

    ‘rip out their own guts and eat them’ — doesn’t that sound like the kind of over-the-top hyper-macho clownfuckery that would come out of Pete Kegstand’s mouth?

    well, that leads us quite naturally to the the fourth thing you need to know: the juvenile Dipshit-in-Chief who thinks ‘Hung Cao’ is a hilarious name just appointed this unhinged freak to be his Undersecretary of the Navy.

    “Thank you President Trump for appointing me as Under Secretary of the Navy and Secretary of War Hegseth for swearing me in and putting me to work. Ready to lead our Sailors and Marines.”

    oh, wonderful. for once in his entire stupid life, Donny didn’t hire a flunkie because he looked good on Fox News. no, he this time picked the dude whose name makes him think of a big-dick bovine.

    worst. timeline. ever.