Yeah that almost never happens. Besides they’re covered by the comprehensive protection of CrowdStrike. And Microsoft.

Just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you

Of course known maintenance windows are the perfect time for the ol’ cyberattackeroo.

Well, yes, but . . . they did it for money.

So it’s fine, you see?

Everyone who remembers the interwebs before these fancy-pants “down detectors” gets a free day. Enjoy! Have an ice cream!

State actors: Let’s take down . . Ohhh . . Howabout cloudflare today.

So vendors are gouging people and you blame the manufacturer? That is funny. $15 would buy you a 12 pack of tall boys and you’d get change back. Ffs

Who tf thinks to bring water to a concert tho.

Well, you. Now. For one.

Uh, sure.

i assumed that was intentional

the water beverage company Liquid Death has a flavor called “Dead Billionaire”. There are lots of flavors available on amazon but for some reason that’s not one of them.

First sentence:

Samsung has been accused of shipping budget Galaxy A and M series smartphones with pre-installed spyware that users can’t easily remove.

So unremovable in the sense that it can be removed.

Get bent, netflix.

The past 15 years has seen ESPN abandon fan-focused roots – venerating great achievements, contextualizing standout figures, interrogating sport’s larger role in society – to become just another talking shop.

Shocked.

Hey, you’re the one who decided to watch the big reveal during her special cleaning time.

Sounds like a you problem!

She really doesn’t know why she puts up with you. If you could just make some effort . . .

German Barbie Invasion

Wii was great too but yeah 7 missed all the marks.

Aye as is mine. Great idea though. Hope they get it working well.

I understand why they think they needed to do it, but killing analog OTA television was seriously the stupidest decision I’d ever seen prior to 2009.

After that it kinda started to happen a lot. Which, uh, must be coincidence.

I mean . . .