Link shortening, as a different example. Thankfully it finally sort of died. Pre-loading is another. Tiktok is uploading before the file is saved, is another.

URL previews - another thing we warned about for, oh yeah, this reason

Because I took acid, I now know that butter is WAY better than margarine.

I saw through the bullshit.

Chill boi

Obviously not.

Also, IPO incoming, expect it to get worse.

Is it? Ah, well that would explain it.

Discord probably did the math and are willing to take a hit to the user counts

I very much doubt whoever thought about doing the math did so, and if they did, that said math made it out of their department. This kind of decision is much more likely to have been a C-suite darling that no one dared speak against or the equivalent thereof.

I’m saying thoughtful organizational decisions are less common than we’d like.

That’s true. And the reason is most people - still, in 2026 - can’t figure out how computers work. Not that they try to. It’s a low-level social madness that causes catastrophic global changes.

There we go

Maybe. That’d be an easy goodbye though.

I . . . but . . . Ooohhh it’s all true!

*runs away, crying*

Mmmm slight texture.

Stoats are awesome.

Not if I read it correctly: not uploading anything (and fuck you Discord) means I won’t get invited to view adult content, right? That’s it? And we’ll all be teens forever?

Pfft. Whatever.

Sometimes it’s fun to not have given a shit about movies for several decades.

Would an imported prostitute (not that there’s anything wrong with that) be given an Einstein visa?

Now what sort of unethical corporate greed machine would do that?

. . . All of them?

Oh. Oh dear.

Woman scary! Prison for woman!

I think they make the ha ha