• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Tbf, there’s a 50% chance I’m in gridlock traffic.

    Everyone could be scrolling their phones on the train or the bus, but that’s for poors and city slickers.

    I need to be jerking off to OnlyFans from the driver’s seat of a Ford F-Over9000