I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️

printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 hours ago

I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️

printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone · 10 hours ago

SirSamuel, you enlightened bastard! You don’t know how much I needed this laugh.

Also, I decided to go the pre-Marxist socialist route: the spider is allowed to stay and to contribute according to its abilities and shall be compensated according to its contributions in the pest elimination field.