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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    It gets to keep 25% of the bugs he catches. You get to eat the other 75%.

    Any changes to the web will void it’s deposit and you get to eat 500 of it’s bugs to repair any damage.

    Utilities are not included. There will be a 5 bug charge for each droplet of water it drinks from the faucet. Even though it lives near WiFi, there is a hookup fee and monthly cost of 25 bugs.

    If it is late on monthly bug payments for more that 1-week. You get to eat it’s web and all the bugs. The spider will be taken outside on a paper towel or in a cup and left on the nearest leaf.

    Implement those and you’ll eat like a king!