My kid called me up excited after going fishing with her friend, telling me she’d caught s “huge fish” and was bringing it home. She comes home with a cod barely half the legal size limit, absolutely riddled with cod-worms that were living in giant growths coming out of it’s gills.
My kid called me up excited after going fishing with her friend, telling me she’d caught s “huge fish” and was bringing it home. She comes home with a cod barely half the legal size limit, absolutely riddled with cod-worms that were living in giant growths coming out of it’s gills.
Catching nothing would have been preferable.
Like I don’t want to see it, but if you had a picture…
I’m sorry I didn’t take a picture, because noone in the family wanted to see. But the picture on the Wikipedia page gives the general idea.
wow i’ve never regretted clicking something this much
Well if you want to scrub that from your mind, motherless has at least one video of a guy sticking black soldier fly maggots in his pp hole.
oh no
That is the correct response.
How did you break the news that the fish was only good for compost?
“honey, this fish is mostly parasites I’m not even going to feed it to the cats”.