mysticpickle@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 28 days agoImagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀lemmy.caimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1126
arrow-up1126imageImagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀lemmy.camysticpickle@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 28 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·28 days agoWhat, you dont know how to use the three seashells?
minus-squarePope-King Joe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·28 days agoWhat a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·27 days agoIt’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·27 days agoIs that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·27 days agoEither way sounds like a headache.
What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?
What a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.
It’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?
Either way sounds like a headache.