me: [remembering girls like down to earth guys] *hold her hand* kids like us
[Logic - Easy] CHECK FAILED
[Empathy - Medium] CHECK FAILED
[remembering girls hate capitalism] no wait. I give drugs to kids in need for free
Do they though?
I thought we were just making shit up?
According to their smut? No. They fucking love it.
I don’t think you should extrapolate from porn to irl views and I don’t think you should generalize all women as reading billionaire smut either.
Wut?
In a typical smut book (aka Porn for Women) the
softcore rapistLove interest of the main character is often secretly a billionaireAre they? My wife reads a lot of smut and typically there isn’t really capitalism in those fantasy worlds. It’s usually like some sort of monarchy or authoritarian type governance system.
Secret Billionaire, Secret Prince, not really much of a difference
Many of us do, many don’t
You don’t get free shit in communism, you gotta have equal contribution, so get on your knees
This was, no shit, how I met a boyfriend in 2012. We dated for six years.
He was an awesome dude. I was crushed when he died.
I wanted to marry him…
His name was Seth… he was beautiful.
He’s still alive, he just starred in a comedy-drama directed by Olivia Wilde! You should talk to him!!!
You think you’re being cute. But you’re really just being cruel.
Seth died in 2021 from Covid.
I’m sorry, sometimes I forget not everything on the internet is a joke. You have my condolences and I wish you strength.
Ngl your little character development was touching
Come back for next week’s episode and see that I’ve learned ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
The human experience
I’m sorry
Yeah, me too
Condolences from me as well
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Plot twist: They work as a pharmacist
It would all have worked out the other way around
“I sell kids in need”… “for dru-”
In
Minecraftthe drug store.me in highschool, flirting with my crush:
