• bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I’m sure I’ve told this story before, but I had a girlfriend that heard having a mint in your mouth during head would be fun, but we didn’t have any mints, so she used a listerine strip.

    She didn’t wait for it to fully dissolve.

    It became stuck to the head of my dick and unleashed its listerine minty freshness with a force I have never experienced directly to my pee hole.

    I screamed and jumped and ran to the shower to wash it off. She laughed so hard she pissed herself.

    It was not a fun time.