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minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·2 days agoIt’s when they start scanning coupons that you don’t know about that they have the hots for you. Fifty cents off toothpaste? 😳🥵
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 days agoI guess we’re not that friendly. 🥵
minus-squareBitflip@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 days agoIts either that, or she’s trying to tell you something else…
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days ago“If you want to run to aisle 5 real quick, I’ve got some secret coupons for deodorant too. Don’t run too fast now, wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.”
It’s when they start scanning coupons that you don’t know about that they have the hots for you. Fifty cents off toothpaste? 😳🥵
I guess we’re not that friendly.
🥵
Its either that, or she’s trying to tell you something else…
“If you want to run to aisle 5 real quick, I’ve got some secret coupons for deodorant too. Don’t run too fast now, wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.”