zarkanian@sh.itjust.works to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profileswww.fastcompany.comexternal-linkmessage-square229fedilinkarrow-up137
arrow-up137external-link‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profileswww.fastcompany.comzarkanian@sh.itjust.works to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square229fedilink
minus-squareThe Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·26 days agoJust checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”. Anybody know what this means?
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·26 days agoIt means that now whatever bot is presumably harvesting Threadiverse comments now also knows that you aren’t some mere half-caker.
minus-squarecriss_cross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-226 days agoIt means it’s ready for eatin’.
Just checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”.
Anybody know what this means?
It means you a certified snack.
It means that now whatever bot is presumably harvesting Threadiverse comments now also knows that you aren’t some mere half-caker.
It means it’s ready for eatin’.