Yeah, the regrets we’re missing from the non survivor pool are:
I wish I had worn the harness
I shouldn’t have stood in front of that stampede of horses
Should have fixed my brakes
No one told me I wasn’t supposed to BBQ in the nursery
Oh, the for profit health insurance industry is meant to destroy those who need it most, shit, maybe if I rob a bank I’ll have enough to cure my cancer or the cops will shoot me to death. Shoulda been born somewhere else.
Yeah, the regrets we’re missing from the non survivor pool are: