Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agothe chance to do it all over againlemmy.worldimagemessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up137
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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoBe me Wake up in 1983 Realize I’ve got the opportunity of a lifetime Reach into my wallet: Empty Check my bank account: Empty Check couch cushions: $1.47 Feel kinda hungry. Remember what you can buy at Taco Bell for $1.47 in 1983. Have lunch. Go get a job at Blockbuster. Kick back for the next twenty years.
Buy stock in all the obvious companys
Be me
Wake up in 1983
Realize I’ve got the opportunity of a lifetime
Reach into my wallet: Empty
Check my bank account: Empty
Check couch cushions: $1.47
Feel kinda hungry.
Remember what you can buy at Taco Bell for $1.47 in 1983.
Have lunch.
Go get a job at Blockbuster.
Kick back for the next twenty years.