You can never win, hihihi
Still prefer the real thing tho. Always :3

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    3 days ago

    I had a girlfriend that had a dildo that was literally the exact same size as me. It was like it was cast from my own, it was kinda weird because it felt like I had a detachable penis. It had way smaller balls though. She might have got it at st marks place for 22 bucks from the guy with the broken toaster oven.

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      3 days ago

      Damn! That’s actually really cool! It’s…surprisingly wholesome, in a way ❤️
      Also, 22 bucks for a dildo?? Steal

      I’m totally making a clone of my bf after this, this is just too sweet 💜

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          3 days ago

          WAOW 👀
          Well…at least they’re fun? Although, none of mine were over 60$ and they’re all very fun indeed :3

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        She actually didn’t really use it because it was a little too big. But the real thing has a little more give to it and changes size at the appropriate times. So yeah, I guess our genitals were quite compatible, but ultimately we weren’t lol.

        The 22 bucks thing is a reference to this https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

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          Oh, I’m sorry to hear that! It sounds like you two had fun, sorry to hear it didn’t last 🫂

          People don’t believe me, but the real thing is like…worlds ahead, lol