Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 days agoRulelemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up137file-text
arrow-up137external-linkRulelemmy.zipMaven (famous)@lemmy.zip to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square55fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareorenj [he/they]@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·4 days agoHi! I think you smell and are weird
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·4 days agoSo fun fact, I actually don’t have a sense of smell. Been to multiple doctors about it and nobody has any idea why. So I will 100% hand to you that I’m weird because wtf is that but definitionally I do not smell. I am unable to. That said, for lying to me you have become my greatest enemy!
minus-squareorenj [he/they]@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·4 days agoHuh, weird coincidence, I have a terrible sense of smell too. But I smelled you from across the internet, so what does that say about you? FOUL SMELLING FOE
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·4 days agoGAH! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I SMELL BAD OR NOT WHEN I AM SO BAD AT SMELLING!! THIS IS WAR!
minus-squareorenj [he/they]@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 days agoI wrote a limerick about you. There once was a poster online stinking’s their primary crime their name’s something like ‘Maven’ they needed a savin’ from forgetting to soap all of the time
minus-squareJumi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-24 days ago Two folk meet online They have no sense of smell yet They smell each other A haiku to commemorate your new foeship.
Hi! I think you smell and are weird
So fun fact, I actually don’t have a sense of smell. Been to multiple doctors about it and nobody has any idea why.
So I will 100% hand to you that I’m weird because wtf is that but definitionally I do not smell. I am unable to.
That said, for lying to me you have become my greatest enemy!
Huh, weird coincidence, I have a terrible sense of smell too. But I smelled you from across the internet, so what does that say about you? FOUL SMELLING FOE
GAH! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I SMELL BAD OR NOT WHEN I AM SO BAD AT SMELLING!!
THIS IS WAR!
I wrote a limerick about you.
There once was a poster online
stinking’s their primary crime
their name’s something like ‘Maven’
they needed a savin’
from forgetting to soap all of the time
A haiku to commemorate your new foeship.
Great job! Very pretty!
Thank you :)