“Never argue with an idiot, because they will drag you down and beat you with experience”

Imagine making it that far into your life and achieving nothing but drone status.

Don’t forget the “real men wear diapers” thing!

Mud wrestling wit a pig. After 2 hours your realize the pig is really into it.

Arguing with a maga:

“No, you’re dumb, I will not elaborate further”.

That’s the only way.

if timelines were Mario characters, ours would be Waluigi

This is why Vanilla is the ‘Vanilla’ flavour btw.

This is the worst Nellyville I’ve seen