Listen doc I was just overcome with Christmas spirit. The feeling of season. You get it doc. I was sounding with a icicle for holiday reasons not horny reasons.
It’s not worth it, just buy cheap toys from china
Saw this juat above https://sh.itjust.works/post/68481725
As wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.
Can i do it twice for 70k?
Flared base. Approved.
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
“If it don’t have a base, it doesn’t belong in that place”
This will one day end up in a proctologists trophy room.
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
You mean in the veg 😂.
Why not sex toy if sex toy shaped? 😭
“It was an accident, I swear!”
“One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
UK version.
999 - Ambulance please.
Is the patient breathing?
Yes. But its quite heavy.
“You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.
You step on things with your asshole?!
No, I don’t step on things with you… Zing!
😄
I take it you’ve never been Home Alone
