Wait until he finds out we have states called New York, New Jersey, and New Hampshire.
Google complying with cuck daddy in 3,2,1.
they wouldn’t even make it to the 2
I say he’s not going far enough. Why not rename the country to American Americas of America? AAA will always and forever be first wherever alphabetical order is invoked. AMERICA FIRST!
Americas
There’s only one America, buddy, but nice try
All Hail President Donald J. America!
how are we going to do this with new york, new jersey, and new hampshire?
And can we please do it with Newt Gingrich?
Someone: what are you going to name your baby?
Newt Gingrich’s mom: Newt Gingrich
Those are named after white people places so they’re definitely safe. Places like Massachusetts, Mississippi, Florida, California… those are the ones at risk.
Obama wore a tan suit.
Yea so? Works better with dark skin. It’s called fashion sweaty, look it up.
This is the answer
New Mexico says Trump should immediately go fuck himself
New Mexico should change its name to New New Mexico and be given back to Mexico.
What about all of the European names like New York? New Hampshire? New England Patriots?
Easy fix: We’ll call them New America, New America, and New America Patriots, respectively.
Don Don? You’re on Lemmy?
Ohh oh say can you…also tell that guy is just so stupid? By the da…
Rename to Mega Mexico.
To clarify: There is was an ecology paper published in the early '90s that defined a large ecoregion including California, Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, Arizona along with México as Megaméxico.
“It is important to remember that the geographic distribution of organisms generally ignores the political divisions of the planet’s crust and is instead frequently linked to the delimitation of natural regions defined by physiographic, climatic, edaphic, etc. conditions. The term “Megaméxico” will be used when including parts of the Sonoran, Chihuahuan, and Tamaulipan arid zones that belong to the United States of America.” — Jerry Rzedowski Diversidad y origenes de la flora fanerogámica de México"
I’m so fucking tired
I think they’d have to secede to do that

So, what have the United States of New Castile done now?











