I knew I shouldn’t have gone to Jurassic Park!

I am not the first casualty.

I die from a himedere laughing at me, I’m ok with this.

I guess i was one of the unlucky 14

I knew this would be how it ends.

I just got killed by a $200k “whatever this is”

Edit:

Samuel Johnson goes hard, yo

'Twas this. A shudder to think of my death by milking.

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I only see her once a week (Thursday or Friday walk at the coast), but she’s always very cuddly.