Am a straight dude, and went into walmart to get my babymama a dildo cause she broke hers. What’s even funnier, i did this at the walmart i worked at the time. Oh the laughs and jokes everyone had and all i could do was shrug and laugh with them.
Yeah, I’m just hypervigilant about that stuff because I don’t wanna creep women out (I usually don’t pass as a woman) and I don’t want to hurt trans folks’ already poor public perception.
“Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, “a dildo”, never … your dildo.”
I fucked up self-checkout at my local CVS, and the clerk had to come take the toy out of one of those anti-theft canisters.
Luckily, I was girlmoding at the time, and so I (hopefully) passed enough to not look like a creepy guy.
Bravest thing I’ve ever done in my life, lowkey.
Anyone can (or should be able to) buy sextoys without looking creepy.
Am a straight dude, and went into walmart to get my babymama a dildo cause she broke hers. What’s even funnier, i did this at the walmart i worked at the time. Oh the laughs and jokes everyone had and all i could do was shrug and laugh with them.
They sell dildos at Walmart?
They have for awhile. Pretty good 7 out of 10.
Yeah, I’m just hypervigilant about that stuff because I don’t wanna creep women out (I usually don’t pass as a woman) and I don’t want to hurt trans folks’ already poor public perception.
I’ve been worse… imagine TSA,
And showing multiple items… in front of everyone… after physical inspection…
“Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, “a dildo”, never … your dildo.”
I wouldn’t mind that tbh, since I wouldn’t know anybody there (assuming I’m travelling alone).