Hey, hey come closer.

I’m one =>" buzzy bee"<= wink wink.

Cash: heh?

I’ll have the “thrilling experience” eh?

Cash: …OH! Oh you mean the, sure no problem.

scan fails

Cash through mic: “pricecheck at checkout please”

Storeclerk yells: I can’t come over right now, just tell me the product!!!

Cashmic: it’s erm… it’s kinda…feedback noise

Customer: IT’S A BUZZY BUTT SEXTOY FOR ME OK?!!! TODAY PLEASE?

(All in jest of course, when someone is uncomfortable discussing these matters we approach that appropriately)