I said this once while extremely fucked up and proceeded to have the single least gangsta day of my entire life and ended up in jail.

At the time I was about it, but alcoholism won that round.

Edit: not the genitals part

“I won’t tell anyone you got splinters in your ass if you don’t tell anyone my dog has a wooden dick”

Wasn’t elementary school fun?

But it was impossible to resist such a big woodie!