Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 16 hours agoFor all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's testmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up1928
arrow-up1928imageFor all the ladies who'd fail this Satan's testmedia.piefed.socialEk-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 16 hours agomessage-square130fedilink
minus-squareTrigger2_2000@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up41·12 hours agoJust read this to a beautiful woman I know. Her response: That’s not going to end near as well/funny as you think/hope it will.
minus-squareminorkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up35·10 hours agoNeither is your future if your wife maintains such easily exploited vulnerabilities.
minus-squareElChinchilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·12 hours agoBlink 8 times if you’re in danger
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up43·edit-211 hours agoBlink 182 times if it’s just all the small things
minus-squareElChinchilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 hours agoIf not in danger, just take off your pants and jacket.
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 hours ago And your boots and your sunglasses…geev dem toa meeh. — Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator
Just read this to a beautiful woman I know.
Her response: That’s not going to end near as well/funny as you think/hope it will.
Neither is your future if your wife maintains such easily exploited vulnerabilities.
Blink 8 times if you’re in danger
Blink 182 times if it’s just all the small things
If not in danger, just take off your pants and jacket.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator
Den get to da choppah