I used to work with someone who, mid-afternoon, would declare “ooOOooOo, I think it’s time for a ⨍ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅᝯׁᨮ꫶ׁׅ֮ ᝯׁᨵׁׅ⨍⨍ꫀׁׅܻꫀׁׅܻ” and slink off to the kitchen. We had a Nespresso so I just assumed it was one of those but, no, what she did was this:
Mug of full-cream milk with several teaspoons of Coffee Mate added
Microwave until steaming/bubbling
Mix in three or four Canderel
Mix in a teaspoon of Nescafé instant coffee
Vanilla syrup
Add a couple of coffee granules on the surface where they can dissolve to make a pattern because “that’s what they do at Starbucks”.
I hear what you’re saying, but I also appreciate their willingness to find a solution for their need.
I ended up with some cases of chocolate plant based muscle milk, which is at best really ok. If I drink it in the morning I’ll throw a fat scoop of instant espresso and some benefiber in it. Covers my morning needs and tastes a little better lol.
oh i absolutely hate what you just said.
I used to work with someone who, mid-afternoon, would declare “ooOOooOo, I think it’s time for a ⨍ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅᝯׁᨮ꫶ׁׅ֮ ᝯׁᨵׁׅ⨍⨍ꫀׁׅܻꫀׁׅܻ” and slink off to the kitchen. We had a Nespresso so I just assumed it was one of those but, no, what she did was this:
So, yeah, these people walk amongst us.
Theres a fine line between genius and madness. She’s standing astride that line with a mighty mug
😡
I try to be chill about my coffee snobbery, I’m not above some instant coffee or f*lgers but holy shit. Something is wrong with your coworker
death
Dang I thought I was fancy mixing a packet of Swiss miss into my drip coffee
I hear what you’re saying, but I also appreciate their willingness to find a solution for their need.
I ended up with some cases of chocolate plant based muscle milk, which is at best really ok. If I drink it in the morning I’ll throw a fat scoop of instant espresso and some benefiber in it. Covers my morning needs and tastes a little better lol.