• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    I’m a cat person myself but even I can tell all dogs are good dogs. Even the ones that work forces, or have annoying habits. All dogs go to Heaven.

    All cats can get into Heaven too, but only if they want to. And then they want out again. And back in. And sometimes they don’t bother with the Pearly Gates, they just leap the fence.

    You ever wonder about Cerberus? His main job is to try to keep the cats out of Hell. Even with three heads, he can’t always manage it. Sometimes they even steal his bed. He’s still a good boy though.